Cooned

When you cum in a girl's eye and her makeup runs all over her face and eyes (like the dark hair of a raccoon).

My girlfriend was going to clean the makeup off her face with water; I Cooned her instead

by amopcoon April 29, 2018

Cooned

A hot drunken mess and state of being where you rummage through food, destroy furniture, and try to have sex with everything.

Man that guy is so Cooned, he ate all the snacks and is trying to hook up.

by JohnnyBravvvo September 16, 2016

Cooned

After sex the male punches the female (or other male in a homosexual relation) in both eyes then throws them out with the garbage.

Two black eyes and with the trash like a raccoon.

I cooned the girl I took home from the bar last night.

by youcantseeme November 14, 2012

Cooned

To take a persons backpack and dumb everything out of it. When you finish dumping the persons books, you flip the bag inside out, and place the books back into the backpack. After you place the books back in the bag, you zip the backpack back up. The bag is suppose to look kind of like a cocoon.

Student 1: OMG! Wtf just happened to my bag?

Student 2: What are you talking about?

Student 1: My bag is inside out...

Student 2: Dude, you just got cooned!

by FOBluver2000 November 25, 2009

Coon/cooning

Feeling the need to throw your own race under the bus for gain.

Coon/cooning

by Gigi1574 July 06, 2020

The Coon

A vigilante child dressed as a raccoon. It's Eric Cartman's secret identity. He is Professor Chaos's arch enemy and his rival is Mysterion

there is an animal that lives by night; Searches through trash cans and cleans out the garbage. to clean out the trash of society I've chosen to become more than a man; I am the hero this town needs; I am the Coon!

by coolman222 March 21, 2009

Coon

A black guy who worships white girls and does not like his own race. A black guy who doesn't/barely claims being black

"Look at that fine dark skin over there"

"Girl no, he's a coon"

"Oh never mind then"

by Alwaysreal000 December 14, 2014