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colour blind test by CarlosTheTurtle September 4, 2021
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The blind robbing the blind
When you have a willing buyer and a willing seller and no money there is a hole in the asset market.
When someone ignorant tries to steal from someone else ignorant
When someone ignorant tries to steal from someone else ignorant
The blind robbing the blind by Patrick the Starfish001 September 11, 2021
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The Blind Monkey
if yo momma ask you “hand me that remote right there” & you mumble “you better ask the blind monkey” that “ask the blind monkey” shit replaces the look you give her when she saying bullshit before she pop yo ass
“you’re late to class again, i’ll be making a phone call to your mother asking why you’re always late” okay bitch you better ask the blind monkey
The Blind Monkey by swagmastermf November 22, 2021
The blind postman
A sexual act usually performed but not limited to a male and female.
Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.
The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.
The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.
As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"
Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.
The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.
The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.
As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"
"I'm looking for a blindfold can you help me"?
Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"
"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".
Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"
"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".
The blind postman by ZeppelinCaptain December 18, 2021
Fuck Blind
Used to describe the state of being of the cuter person in a relationship, when they are dating an uglier or older person. They ignore age, looks just for the sex in the relationship.
Did you see how old that lady was? She could be his mother. He will leave her eventually but right now he's being "fuck blind".
Fuck Blind by SusieSyzygy March 25, 2022
love blind
Love blindness is an emotional version of color blindness where a person interprets red flags as giant green just-fucking-go-for-it flags.
The term love blind was coined by Keeley Jones, one of those "they" that name stuff.
The term love blind was coined by Keeley Jones, one of those "they" that name stuff.
Keely proposed that she and Rebecca were perhaps love blind for ignoring so many red flags in previous relationships.
love blind by SpockAwesome April 26, 2023