Victoria's Secret

The act of putting a warm wet towel on the genitals of your partner after ejaculation.

"Does she know Victoria's Secret?"
"Yes and it's amazing!"

by R3V0LN0G4RD November 21, 2018

Victorias Secret Bottle

A very large/wide dick. As round as a Victoria's Secret Body Double Mist bottle.

Damn, his Victorias Secret bottle really made me weak last night.

by Dank ass March 3, 2008

Ancient chinese secret

The thing that retarded chinese man blabbers about.

-In my lair captured-
You: OMFG!! WHAT DO I DO NOW?!!!!!!11111
Me: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU ARE NOW TRAPPED WITH CHINESE DUCT TAPE!!!! *thunder storm* BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
You: Hmm...there must be some way to get out of here... *uses a............thing* YESSSSSSSSSSS
-3 hours later-
Me: WTF HOW DID THEY GET OUT?!
*chinese man pops out from nowhere*
Chinese man: Ancient chinese secret.. *brings scissors*
Me: Fuck.

by Light dragon (Anti-ED person) September 23, 2010

Victoria Secret

Always accepted and difficult.

"Have you gotten Victoria secret?"

"It's difficult."

by phili 000 February 8, 2010

Dirty Secret

When you wake up next to an ugly, fat, skank ass slut that looked like a supermodel the night before. Then you lock her in your trunk and drive her home so your friends can't see her.

Damn, I picked up this 250 pound girl at the bar last night. She'll be my dirty secret.

by D.A.Z. January 30, 2007

puerto rican secret

Very similar to a "donkey punch" except when you are about to ejaculate you pull out of the womans anus and punch her in the kidney. This causes her to defaecate all over the bed.

Oh man i gave Jane the Puerto Rican secret last night and then we both had to sleep on the couch because the bed was all covered in shit.

by Anchorage November 9, 2007

Phresh Secret

An sexual act in which a woman puts on an unusual amount of gel or roll-on deodorant underneath her arm and the male proceeds to place his member inside the armpit for sexual stimulation. Can be performed from in front or in back, personal preference. The PH is because its strong enough for a man, but balanced for the woman.

Amanda just showered and didn't have time for a blowjob, so instead she gave Clark a Phresh Secret to shut him up.

by Pheenomz April 8, 2009