Definitions by D.A.Z.

Dirty Secret 

When you wake up next to an ugly, fat, skank ass slut that looked like a supermodel the night before. Then you lock her in your trunk and drive her home so your friends can't see her.

Damn, I picked up this 250 pound girl at the bar last night. She'll be my dirty secret.

Dirty Secret by D.A.Z. January 30, 2007