A person who is insanely crusty and will absolutely ruin your time by just being an absolute shit stain of a person🍆💦
by Gabagool<€ July 3, 2024
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by anonymous July 8, 2024
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by Pleasant_Plant September 9, 2024
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Mike: Hey man, can you drive? my hand hurts like hell.
Joseph: Why? Were you up gooning all night?
Mike: Yep, classic gooner pain!
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Mike: Yep, classic gooner pain!
by Valmerito September 11, 2024
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by person0927 December 3, 2024
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by UniversalTruths December 20, 2024
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