December 8

national stick a raccoon up your friends ass

*friend* Hehehe you know what today is
*friend 2* Shit it's December 8th! *runs away*

by Me >:) December 7, 2021

December 10

International school shooting day

“Yo don’t go to school tomorrow! It’s school shooting day”

“Tomorrow is december 10, don’t go to school it’s school shooting day.”

by Redindian1010 December 10, 2021

December 12

December 12.

December 12

by anonymous December 12, 2021

December 25

kill santa

yeeetttt december 25

by lolololololololololol123456789 December 17, 2021

December 26

The day where you give your favourite person your hoodie :) <3

Boy: “Hey babe! Its December 26!!
”

Girl: “Oh yeah!”

Boy: *gives hoodie*

by Hailee Demartino December 25, 2020

December 32nd

The day that comes after new year's eve in 2020 because the year isn't done with us yet

Dave: Happy New Year's
Alan: Don't jinx it, December 32nd can come for you
Dave: I wouldn't be surprised seeing the way 2020 has gone

by Azexus_1 December 31, 2020

december 35

If you keep on counting you’re an absolute fucking dumbass.

Human: OMG IT’S DECEMBER 35
Alien: Even a goldfish is smarter than you.

by Briny Pina November 30, 2021