3rd of december

international give your lover your hoodie/sweater and kiss/hug them. They will take it as the most special day ever. Do It!

lia: omg!!it's 3rd of december!!
anna:so what?
lia: my boyfriend should give me his hoodie and a hug/kiss today!

by imissyoubby December 2, 2021

December 12

December 12.

December 12

by anonymous December 12, 2021

december 1

national come over to your girlfriends house day and hug her and give her your hoodie

me- why are you here
boyfriend- it’s december 1

by i lovetheodore November 30, 2020

December 19th

National Big PP Day, celebrate the chads who have at least a 6 inch flaccid PP and at least and 8.5 erect...

Guy 1: Dude is ur PP 6 inches flaccid?
Guy 2: No why?
Guy 1: Cause it's December 19th!
Guy 2: Well shit!
Guy 1: Mines 8 Flaccid and 11 erect so I'm celebrating.
Guy 2: Lucky...*cris in tiny pp*

by Proper Definitions Not Fake December 19, 2020

December 27th

You have dismal luck and a bad relationship with your parents

Friend: when’s your birthday?
You: December 27th
Friend: So how long have they been divorced?

by DeflatedSponge August 7, 2021

December 18

Y’all are probably going through midterms right now and I feel you so today you are being told to treat yourself, eat whatever you want and wear whatever you are most comfortable in

Girl 1: why is everyone wearing sweatpants and looks so happy
Girl 2: haven’t you heard it’s December 18th

by That bitch Alyssa December 16, 2019

December 8

national stick a raccoon up your friends ass

*friend* Hehehe you know what today is
*friend 2* Shit it's December 8th! *runs away*

by Me >:) December 7, 2021