Clear Lake, Iowa

Clear Lake, Iowa, is a city in north-central Iowa. The lake for which it is named isn't clear; it's green. The city features a quality education system, but many people here can end up to be slightly biased when it comes to matters like gay marriage, abortion, homosexual pastors in church, and other major issues. It is a primarily Republican town. The population can sometimes double in the summer tourist season. This town was home to the last concert of Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and the Big Bopper, who crashed a few miles north of town in an airplane early in the morning of February 3rd, 1959. The school mascot is a lion.

Edward: Clear Lake, Iowa sucks; it's full of snobs and bitches.

Joe: Shut up, we're WAY better than Mason City, Iowa or Ventura, Iowa. Mason's full of druggies and Ventura is Clear Lake's reject school for the people who didn't have the balls to stand it here!

Edward: ...I heard they have a good band program....

Joe: Ours is better! And we completely own them in football!

Edward: ...shut up.

by AnIowan January 9, 2011

clean snapper

The wonderful look and feel of a shaved pussy

I love eating and banging a clean snapper

by bulk May 17, 2006

squeacky-clean wedgie

A combination of a regular wedgie and a melvin wedgie.

First the victim is given a regular wedgie then pulls the victims underwear up at the front- causing the underwear to be dragged out of your butt and up at the front.

This is repeated several times and usually by two people (one at the front, one at the back) pulling alternatly.

I was at my friends house to paly mordern warfare 2. I lost so i was like nice game and his brother comes and gives me a hard regular wedgie then gave me a squeacky-clean wedgie.i was cursing and kicking at him but i was in too much pain.his brother pulled up my front so hard my underwear started ripped and i knew i was bleed and after 10 secs a friend of my friends brother starts too pull me front up soo hard and they both yank my underwear up and down and up and down! this is when i wore whity tighties and i was bleeding like hell, the underwear flossed my ass hard and i started getting out but i couldn't. i finally passed out and when i woke up i was found myself in a hanging wedgie with 2 guys pulling at my legs and me pissing myself. I noticed my ass stopped bleeding and i then noticed we were in a high tree. My friend was right under me soo if i fell, my balls would hit his head and my balls would be done. I saw that me and my friend were striped naked besides our underwear and crying so hard.after a day my friends branch broke and started falling strait into water naked. After a minute my underwear broke and i fell with no support and hit a branch ont he way down. My dick was burning on fire.when i got down i got balltaped a couple of HUNDRED of times. I never got revenge for that.

by bitasy February 25, 2010

Clearlake, California

A dinky town in northern California that dares to call itself a city. Half the residents have lost half their teeth, and many of those are tweekers of some sort. The high school isn't even in the same town, and the sports teams except the fantabulous girls' basketball team are losers. The city has NOTHING. There is no waterpark. There is no amusement park. There is one movie theater that gets its flix a month later. It is in the middle of NO DAMN WHERE and driving 25 miles to the big city of the county, where things actually happen, is considered having to drive a looong way. Clearlake is ridiculously far from San Francisco. It's exactly the place you can not wait to leave.

Yup. This here's Clearlake, California fer ya. Don't go in that there lake either. It ain't clear.

by miss amazingness March 12, 2011

Vacuum cleaner

A female expert in fellatio who possesses a mouth stronger than both a vacuum cleaner and an octopus' suckers put together.

Time for some spring cleaning', I said, as I lay back and turned on the vacuum cleaner

by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003

Clear Eyes

A stoner's best friend. Gets eyes clear in minutes no matter how blasted they may be. Also a great thing to carry to school because you can say wind irritates your eyes or something nonchalant like that.

I carry Clear Eyes with my 24/7, you never know who'll smoke you out and when.

by TFS October 1, 2005

carpet cleaner

While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

by Dick McPlenty April 22, 2003