Ass Sweater

(n.) A grossly or overly hairy ass; an ass that is completely covered with hair, thus covering any skin and only showing the thick mat of hair grown on top; a hairy ass which causes excess sweating

1. John: Dude, is your ass hairy?
George: Are you kidding me? I have an ass sweater!

2. Paul: It's fucking hot out!
George: Yeah, and it doesn't help that I'm wearing an ass sweater!

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

Ass Flap

A hole located in the backside of the boxers of an individual who puts his/her boxers on backwards

*group enters hot tub*

Friend 1: "Look at this clown! He put his boxers on backwards!"
Friend 2: "Would'ya look at that! I've got an ass flap!"

by OTJdog March 26, 2017

Largemouth Ass

Someone who gossips incessantly. Usually a person with no life of their own, who enjoys wreaking social havoc amongst others. So completely untrustworthy, they cannot be trusted with even the most trivial of information. Often observed carrying a cell phone, and can text message at warp speed. In short, the male version of a gossip queen.

Angel: Bill can't keep his mouth shut!
Greg: Yes, I know- he's a Largemouth Ass

by GJW1983 November 18, 2009

ass ravager

Someone who violates others in the ass without mercy

"That ass ravager boned three people last night and punished their sphincters."

by charlie brooks July 5, 2007

hawkin an ass

when one has sex with an ass titty-fuck stlyle

yo bro, she wouldnt let me put it in her pooper so i ended up just hawkin an ass

by c_drizzle November 14, 2010

data ass

You tried to type dat ass but autocorrect ruined your life again...........

"Lookit data ass!"
"Man, I wanna git meh sum data ass...."

by Frostid Flaeks February 16, 2015

Crapped Ass

When one is inebriated to the point where they lose control of their bowels and defecate themselves.

"Dude you are such a crapped ass."

by Conorwonor March 14, 2010