P.C.T.M.

Acronym for "Pussy Clouds The Mind".

A disease where a male's judgement is severely impaired due to a woman's presence.

"Dude, Johnny has PCTM. We need to beat it out of him ASAP!"

by Tomo March 27, 2005

TMR

TMR stands for too much romance.

Wow dude look at that couple.TMR!

by radicalhipster January 23, 2017

T.M.J.

Often misinterpreted as the acronym for temporomandibular joint disorder, which often results in pain and soreness of the jaw, T.M.J. actually stands for "too many jobs." The jaw is actually sore because the person with T.M.J. has given far too many blow jobs.

"Kortney keeps complaining about her sore jaw, blaming it on her T.M.J., and i couldnt agree more; She gives Too Many Jobs."

by Neilbur October 25, 2009

TMF

Short for Too Much Face. A term used by many women that greatly prefer a man with a beard over one without.

Hey Sarah, did you see Justin lately?! Yeah, TMF! He needs to grow that beard back!

by ohtopdx May 11, 2013

P.T.M

1.Pony Tail Man
2.Man with pony tail

Holy Momma,check out that mad P.T.M it's atleast 12 inches!

by mista mandalicious February 26, 2005

TMB

Abbreviation for 'The Midnight Beast', a comedy band consisting of three young boys; Stefan Abingdon, Dru Wakely and Ashley Horne.

They began on YouTube with a parody to Ke$ha's song, 'Tik Tok', and went on to do a parody of Jay Sean's 'Down'.

Since, they have released several singles such as 'Lez Be Friends', 'Just Another Boyband' and 'The Dance Routine'.

Have you heard TMB's new song?

by bieberordie04 July 23, 2011

TMJ

A mysterious and perplexing condition that comes on suddenly and without warning. Although it is seldom officially diagnosed, this jaw condition is the number one excuse given by newly engaged and recently married women as to why they can't suck off their man.

Bro: she used to suck me off and swallow every drop before we were engaged, now she says she has TMJ
Bro#2: I know man, it's a total bummer. When you put the ring on their finger, they somehow get TMJ all of a sudden.

by Penntucky January 18, 2017