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Drag Strip Finger

The subtle art of dragging a gentle finger across the girls slit in order to entice and excite, with enough pressure to transfer luscious vagina odor to the fingers.
Bro: she didn't let me go all the way
Bro2: well how far did you get?
Bro: I got a drag strip finger and smelled it the rest of the day.
by Penntucky August 18, 2016
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embarcadero twizzler

The Embarcadero Twizzler is the result of clitoral hood piercing friction on running tights that causes fabric pilling and premature wear patterns visible from a distance.
I was running today and I swear that guy on the bike was staring at my Embarcadero Twizzler
by Penntucky December 16, 2023
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TMJ

A mysterious and perplexing condition that comes on suddenly and without warning. Although it is seldom officially diagnosed, this jaw condition is the number one excuse given by newly engaged and recently married women as to why they can't suck off their man.
Bro: she used to suck me off and swallow every drop before we were engaged, now she says she has TMJ
Bro#2: I know man, it's a total bummer. When you put the ring on their finger, they somehow get TMJ all of a sudden.
by Penntucky January 18, 2017
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