11 definitions by Tomo

tool beater

someone with a profound love of masterbating their penis

Jonny is a keen tool beater

by Tomo December 14, 2004

tosser

Someone who has no sexual activity whatsoever so masturbates as he cannot get a girlfreind

Liam (satchmo) Porkavitch

by Tomo March 26, 2003

thjom

Nice, cute guy, good at football

Thjom is the best.

by Tomo February 24, 2017

P.C.T.M.

Acronym for "Pussy Clouds The Mind".

A disease where a male's judgement is severely impaired due to a woman's presence.

"Dude, Johnny has PCTM. We need to beat it out of him ASAP!"

by Tomo March 27, 2005

peadophilia

Lesile Strong

you is a peado

by Tomo March 26, 2003

pussy gut

When a woman is so fat that her pussy seems to have gotten fat; extra flab below the stomach and above the thighs.

"Yo, check out that fat bitch. She's rated PG."

by Tomo March 29, 2005

gack

Another word for cocaine

Come on lets go and buy a big bag of gack

by Tomo April 26, 2004