11 definitions by Tomo

someone with a profound love of masterbating their penis
Jonny is a keen tool beater
by Tomo December 14, 2004
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Someone who has no sexual activity whatsoever so masturbates as he cannot get a girlfreind
Liam (satchmo) Porkavitch
by Tomo March 26, 2003
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Acronym for "Pussy Clouds The Mind".

A disease where a male's judgement is severely impaired due to a woman's presence.
"Dude, Johnny has PCTM. We need to beat it out of him ASAP!"
by Tomo March 27, 2005
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When a woman is so fat that her pussy seems to have gotten fat; extra flab below the stomach and above the thighs.
"Yo, check out that fat bitch. She's rated PG."
by Tomo March 29, 2005
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Come on lets go and buy a big bag of gack
by Tomo April 26, 2004
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