tooche

A combination of a douche and a tool. If you were looking at a Venn diagram with one circle that represents tools and one circle that represents douches, these people would occupy that unfortunate intersection between the two.

The correct pronunciation rhymes with douche.

Danny Bonaduce is a tooche, and should be forever known hereafter as Danny Bonatooche.

by principe62 March 26, 2009

toot & scoot

This is the act of passing gas in public and quickly walking away so you don't get blamed for the offense.

"Hey man- I had burritos for lunch and had to pull a toot & scoot at the grocery store."

by habbie May 12, 2009

toot sweet

immediately, as quickly as possible

"I'll be back from the restroom toot sweet so we can continue our conversation."

by beorn May 30, 2006

toothbrush

a stick (usually plastic) with bristles that you use to clean your teeth with.

"Stop cleaning the toilet with my toothbrush!", said Mr. Bean.

by mAndy November 21, 2003

toot it and boot it

basically it's a one night stand. Sexual relations then leave (usually in a hurry).

one night stand, "hit it and quit it", "one and done", "lay without pay".. and now.. "toot it and boot it" or "toot it and booted".

by speedphreak831 October 4, 2010

Blue-toothing

The act of sending a picture of yourself to an unknown bluetooth device, in the hope that the recipient is:
1} attractive
2) Attracted to you.
It is a contrast of being on a blind date.
Blue-toothing is generally used on trains and busses.

"I met bobby via blue-toothing"

"I heard about Blue-toothing in a magazine, and I decided to give it a try, and I sent that picture of me, you know the one where I'm wearing my nurses outfit?, I sent it to the guy with the bluetooth name <<xxJimmyxx>>, hoping it was the rather fitt guy who was sat infront of me on the bus... well it was. and we got talking... and OH MY GOD! {girlish rant about nothingness}

by Nitrosamine December 23, 2007

Toot dat ass up

A word or term that’s used in Prison when a inmate wants a man’s genitals or butt.

Big fella, you wanna throw that back up, I want you to toot dat ass up.

Or…

You gonna do yo time while getting hit from behind, now toot dat ass up.

Or…

Since yo girl wanna blow that back up, she can go on and toot dat ass up.

by Mack daddy of daddies June 27, 2021