Stalkerferdelious

its when a guy stalkes a girl and the girl likes someone else.

CJ is a such stalkerferdelious. He knows that Cacy doesnt like him.

by cj hoag November 26, 2007

Stalker Box

The xox that replaced the news feed on Facebook in September 2011. On the top right corner, above Chat.

I saw him commenting on all her pictures in the stalker box.
STOP LIKING MY COMMENTS, i know you saw it in the stalker box.

by Jonny4911 September 21, 2011

stale male

The situation where a male cannot get his penis to be erect in a sexual context, causing him to be disappointed, which then leads to his penis becoming more flaccid.

Dude, so how was last night with Stacey?

Not good bro, it ended in a stale male.

by YoBoiTaeyo January 15, 2016

Stalker

Crazy fucks who spend their time spying to be nosy.

I think I'm being followed by a stalker.

by R&B Lover July 10, 2016

talk stalker

Someone (usually you dont know them) who seems to follow you everywhere and always tries to talk to you. Often texts and leaves comments on your space.Always tries to strike up a conversation while you are talking to someone else

So why dont you like Jim?

Hes a talk stalker

by me no wait Jesus December 8, 2007

Keith Stalker Time

The act of awkwardly walking in a tip-toeing manner towards or behind A Keith. You must record you observations with either a high tech speddy taking camera or a video camera(found at Walmart). But be careful a Keith might spot you and attack. Keith's have a very sharp sense of smell(if you have any drugs on you, your screw) he will jack yo shit and will kick you in the VAGINA if you accidently are spotted. DONT let them spot you, or you wont be able to post your findings on youtube or Tosh.0.

Jacdk: ITS KEITH STALKER TIME!!!!

Sidney: I am on the Path of the 77 year old keith in its natural habbitat....

Jack: Oh shiiitttttt did you stash the pot at your house?!

Sidney: No, i put it in your back pocket

Jack: FUUUU-

2 days later...

Sidney: Im sorry mister and misses Holly.... Jack was burtaly kicked in the VAGINA and he died.

Luckly i saved the weed.

by bananas in yo mouth444 November 15, 2010

Stalker

n); A person who you never talk to or don't even know who know's your name and addresses you with it.

Bill- Hey Craig.
Craig- I don't know you, your a stalker.

by Dylmeyster Flex November 27, 2003