Safe Fuck

Get a dildo!!!!!!! The girl will absolutly love it. That way, you can kiss her and fuck her at the same time with no risks.

My boyfriend and me had a safe fuck because he had a dildo.

by SarahProkochuk March 15, 2008

dolphin safe

A lesbian (or heterosexual male).

"I asked her out but she's dolphin safe. She only fishes for tuna."

by confusinomiton October 4, 2006

safe

1. A chav in an airtight container.
2. What you say to someone who's offering you more alcohol.

1. Yo biatch, i aint gonna like mess yous around agen ya knows what im sayin?
2. Person 1 "More beer?" Person 2 "Yeh man, safe"

by jadore June 4, 2005

Shafe-zip theory

Logic shows that the meaning of life is to live, and that the answer to life is to die. Thus the universe doesn't not work.

i cant explain it too well

by adam April 21, 2005

safe

A word to ignore someones sentence.

Person 1: Your a dick head
Person 2: Safe.

k k dot

by CarterDiscreet May 31, 2011

Safe

A gesture used when something or someone is really enjoyable. Can be used as a greeting or as a sign of agreement. Includes a hand signal of all the fingers clenched except for the thumb and pinky finger.

Alex: "Hey dude..Safe"
Dave: "Safe...I just purchased a new electronic gaming system"
Alex: "That is so safe."
Dave: "Safe"

by Respect_666 November 14, 2006

safecrack

to crap and jizz your pants at the same time.

Chris McPeters safecracked when he saw his mom naked.

by bread infection December 30, 2005