confusinomiton's definitions

swab the deck

To stimulate the female genitalia.

"Her parents weren't home so she decided to swab the deck."

by confusinomiton September 22, 2008

dolphin safe

A lesbian (or heterosexual male).

"I asked her out but she's dolphin safe. She only hunts tuna."

by confusinomiton September 22, 2008

dolphin safe

A lesbian (or heterosexual male).

"I asked her out but she's dolphin safe. She only fishes for tuna."

by confusinomiton October 4, 2006