dolphin safe

A lesbian (or heterosexual male).

"I asked her out but she's dolphin safe. She only fishes for tuna."

by confusinomiton October 04, 2006

swab the deck

To stimulate the female genitalia.

"Her parents weren't home so she decided to swab the deck."

by confusinomiton September 22, 2008

dolphin safe

A lesbian (or heterosexual male).

"I asked her out but she's dolphin safe. She only hunts tuna."

by confusinomiton September 22, 2008