3 definitions by confusinomiton

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swab the deck
To stimulate the female genitalia.
"Her parents weren't home so she decided to swab the deck."
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by confusinomiton October 01, 2006
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dolphin safe
A lesbian (or heterosexual male).
"I asked her out but she's dolphin safe. She only hunts tuna."
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by confusinomiton October 01, 2006
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dolphin safe
A lesbian (or heterosexual male).
"I asked her out but she's dolphin safe. She only fishes for tuna."
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by confusinomiton October 03, 2006
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