Definitions by confusinomiton

dolphin safe 

A lesbian (or heterosexual male).

"I asked her out but she's dolphin safe. She only hunts tuna."

dolphin safe by confusinomiton September 22, 2008

swab the deck 

To stimulate the female genitalia.

"Her parents weren't home so she decided to swab the deck."

swab the deck by confusinomiton September 22, 2008

dolphin safe 

A lesbian (or heterosexual male).

"I asked her out but she's dolphin safe. She only fishes for tuna."

dolphin safe by confusinomiton October 4, 2006