Samuel L. Jackson

The coolest black man in the music industry.

Sam: Describe what he looks like!

Man: Hes black...Bald--

Sam: Does he look like a bitch?

Man: What?!

Sam: DOES...HE...LOOK..LIKE...A BITCH?!

Man: NO!

by James Lowe December 17, 2004

samus

basiwly samus is a rreally hot hewo frwom mewtoid pwime she is pretty much the main figuwe exempwified in the battle of darkness vs light second only to the space piwates so pwetty much also used as a wefewence to a hot chick

person 1 "yo andrea is pretty hot"
person 2 "i guess but shes no samus aran"

by xXSimonXxDM March 15, 2005

Scam

Noun.
(1). A lying male who proves to not actually be worth the time and effort of continuing to persue..
(2). A lying female who proves to not actually be worth the time and effort of continuing to persue..

..but could be okay to be a jump-off...

yo, i had a date with this scam yesterday... almost waste of my time if i hadn't gotten a BJ...

by Kngdom the Remix October 17, 2008

Samuel

A Samuel is a guy who doesn't know how to use his emotions properly and doesn't know how to deal with his anger. A Samuel deserves a Myla to be his friend

That guy is soooo a Samuel

by Mama 26779 February 27, 2017

Samuel

He’s a fucking coward and talks shit then doesn’t do anything. He’s a bully. He’s a suck up. He’s fake. He gets what he wants by pretending he’s a good person then destroys your emotions and self confidence.

Ew is that Samuel? God I fucking hate him.

by Isssssabelle May 5, 2019

Samuel

Samuel is an ugly fat alien. Once you become friends with him you’ll regret it. He is is very clingy and annoying. If you like that type of stuff then he’s for you

Ahhh dude you’re friends with Samuel I feel bad for you

by Jasmineisbossy April 9, 2019

Samuel

The world's most gay man.

"Wow that man is a navy officer who wears pink and drinks mascato his name must be Samuel"

by Ebking858 December 27, 2016