Mitticism

An unclever attempt at wit or stupid remark made by Mitt Romney.

"Mitt Romney's latest Mitticism is calling the president's criticism of his tax policy 'Obamaloney'."

by RedStateLiberal August 7, 2012

Mitrapus

1. A creature resembling a human and an octopus; it has a human head and an octopus torso. The human head is covered in thick, wiry hair that is usually pulled back into a bun. It is a story used to scare children, and was created by a freak accident involving a 7th grader and a science classroom. It primarily dwells in water, although it is quite fast on land. It generally lives on the east coast of the United States of America. Its diet consists of barbecued children between the ages of 5 and 20. It has traps set up around the world to catch said children. These traps work only on the targeted children. There is only one known to exist. It usually targets children who haven't tidied up their rooms, because it is a natural neat freak and will often kill adults who eat messily, only out of rage.

2. A popular dance, similar to the Hawaiian "wave".

Tara: Someone help! I'm in a Mitrapus trap!
Alice: I would help you but I'm 8.
Tara: Get me an adult!
Alice: No sorry too busy gathering scientific evidence of its existence.
Tara: Please?
Alice: Imma instagram this *takes picture and leaves*
Tara: *sobs*

by SwampsofSlobber February 28, 2013

Mud Mittens

Used and executed as a threat meaning to duct tape a person's hands inside two excrement-filled plastic bags while they sleep.

Claire! I swear you'll wake up with mud mittens if you don't stop talking loudly on the phone while I try to work.

by Gabounski January 27, 2005

Neil Mitchell

Head boy of The Gordon Schools, 2010-2011.

Thats Neil Mitchell, Head Boy. He went to Space School!

by Jenmin July 24, 2010

Bill Mitchell

ADJ: When someone is incredibly devoid of talent and skill yet still attempts to be proficent at an activity.

Often pronounced Biiiiiilllll Mittchelllllll for effect. However a simple Bill Mitchell said in a normal casual tone will often suffice.

Did you see that ugly chunky girl trying to work the stripper pole that was straight Bill Mitchell??

by divacflop December 21, 2016

Mustard Mitt

A phrase people say just before admitting to something.

Simon: Mustard Mitt, Andy looks good today.

by Pogoextreme October 21, 2020

Michigan Wet Mitten

When you nut in a girls mouth and she spits it in your hand. Then you slap her in the face with that hand.

"Why do you have a pink eye and a red spot on your face?"

"Because I got a Michigan Wet Mitten."

by PJ's Gettin BJ April 3, 2016