mario

Cool Italian plumber that really never talks except for saying "wha-ha!" "mama mia!" and other assorted noises. Has pretty good game for nintendo but they need to make a violent mario game. Basically a racist sterotype of an italian because he has a huge mustache and is a poor dirty plumber. All of his games have the same storyline: save princess peach, kill Bowser. Mario also gets high on shrooms.

Ahh! Mario just got killed by a spikey shell or something!!

by only$19.99,less s+h December 26, 2003

Super Mario

Shooting bottle rockets at a stripper when she jumps on the pole

Destiny the Dancer sustained 2nd degree Super Mario burns

by Joe Dokes August 24, 2008

super mario

Nickname of professional cyclist Mario Cipollini, one of the greatest sprinters in the history of cyclist, first and only man to win 4 consecutive Tour de France stages, has the all time record for stage wins in the Giro d'Italia, former World Champ, known as much for his magnetic personality and good looks as his riding ability.

...and Super Mario takes it in the finale again! Can anyone beat him?

by cosmo January 24, 2005

Mario & Luigi

One of the hardest,best-designed,most dificult,
most-complicated,most-annoying,
video games I have ever played.
There is almost literally a boss
for every single area.

Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga.

by May. March 20, 2004

Mario kart tour

Such a scam game

Little Timmy: this isn’t online what??
Some gay Nintendo news thing: MARIO IS PAYED FOR
bob: GOD FRICK ITS PAY TO WIN IM PISSED
Jake: Mario kart tour is such a disappointment

by Jdidbeudbduebhopenenehneneneee October 15, 2019

marioso

crazzzy mofo...part time hobo and full time shizzler

marioso, making an eye at dearson, winks rather seductively...

by Mario November 2, 2004

Di Mario

To tell plumbers to fuck off

That plumber was useless, I told hi to get to Di Mario

by Pether Lyons April 19, 2008