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gash hound

A man who cannot restrain the urge to copulate with every human female he sees. Derived from gash, crude slang for female genitalia; and hound, a suffix commonly used to denote baseness, relentless pursuit and traditional male faults. (cf. pussy hound, hound dog, hound, bird dog)
"There goes Carcetti, chasing after another girl."
"Once a gash hound, always a gash hound."
by Cosmo October 7, 2007
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cheating

When a woman who is either overweight to begin with, or who has recently gained weight, shows off or brags/complains about the size of her breasts.

Though it's seldom intentional on the part of the "cheater", all girls who have large breasts due to excess adipose tissue throughout their bodies are (rather chauvansitically) said to be "cheating".
Morgana: Man, this top totally shows off my 44F rack. I am so unbelievably sexy.

Kevin: No, you're so blatantly cheating.
by cosmo November 3, 2006
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colombian

A adjective referring to people or objects originating in the mountainous South American nation of Colombia. The volcanic soil and humid weather makes for ideal coca plant growing conditions, and thus "Colombian" is generally used to describe good, high purity cocaine, regardless of it's point of origin.

Also, public opinion seems to hold that Colombian citizens and immigrants tend to have big, round heads, though like most stereotypes, this probably would not hold up under serious scentific study.
In the film Scarface (1983), the title actor's first dealing with cocaine occurs during a drug deal gone wrong. Needless to say, both the drug and the people who deal it are are columbian. The following is dialogue from that film:

Colombian: Yeah, okay, you gonna give me the cash or am I gonna kill your brother first? 'Fore I kill you?

Tony Montana: Try sticking your head up your ass. See if it fits. (an insult referencing the Columbian's big head).
by Cosmo July 11, 2006
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Janey

A novice female, generally one from the city attempting an outdoor sport. A female Joey. Generally not used as an adjective, though.

Originates with people from the greater Boston or NYC areas traveling to ski resorts in northern New England or Upstate NY, and shouting things like "Hey, Janey! Janey, hit the jump!" to each other, when they clearly have no idea what they're doing.
"Look at that freakin' Janey. I saw her out skiing this morning and she didn't make it off the Green lift once."
by Cosmo October 4, 2005
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foo-foo dust

(syn foo foo dust, fu fu dust, fu-fu dust)
A non-existant magical dust, used as a metaphor for whatever the hell it is that keeps desireable men in relationships with apprently undesirable women. Probably derived from foo foo or fu fu (the two are synonymous by synecdoche), though the nonsensical nature of the term probably implies that the term could have easily arisen "a tempore."
"Dude, Ben has been dating her for a long time but she is totally lame."

"Yeah, he's totally doped up on her foo-foo dust"
by cosmo July 20, 2004
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GFEMP

an acronym (pronounced as a single syllable) for "Gently Flicking the End of My Penis". It can generally be exchanged in place of "joking" or "kidding" to impart a sense of incredulity.
Kevin: Dude, lemme buy you a beer?
Chris: Serious? You're not GFEMP, are you?
Kevin: Yeah, you got me...
by Cosmo July 26, 2006
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SUV Democrat

A fairly wealthy person with Democratic (as opposed to Republican) political leanings. Often carries the connotation that their lifetsyle is not entirely in sync with the philosophy of their politics. Found in high concentrations around Aspen, Colorado and Berkeley, California.
Dick: "Look at that! Another GMC Envoy with a Kerry/Edwards bumpersticker."

Jane: "Looks like another SUV Democrat."
by Cosmo August 1, 2005
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