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Bop-type Refrain

An extremely esoteric nickname for cocaine. In the original lyrics to the Cole Porter classic showtune "I Get a Kick Out of You", the second verse begins is "Some get a kick from cocaine". As the years passed, that was changed to "Some like the bop-type refrain" so kids could continue to put on "Anything Goes" as a high-school musical.

People aware of this, wanting to demonstrate their cultural refinement and speak about cocaine, all while avoiding eavesdroppers and self-incrimination, replace the technical name of their drug of choice with "Bop-type Refrain" (or simply "Bop-type", though the later option brings with it a tremendous risk of losing your audience.)
Chris: I'm sick of referring to cocaine as "yatch". It's gone too mainstream.
Kevin: How about "Bop-type Refrain"?
Chris: What the - oh, I get it. I didn't know you were a devotee of musical theater.
Kevin: Eh, I know the Sinatra version.
by Cosmo July 25, 2006
mugGet the Bop-type Refrainmug.

Colombian Flu

The incessant sniffling that inevitably follows insufflating a line of cocaine. So called because cocaine is a stereotypically Colombian export, and sniffling is a symptom of flu.
Chris: Yo, Kev, man, why you keep sniffling like that?
Kevin: Just a bad case of Colombian Flu.
by Cosmo February 7, 2007
mugGet the Colombian Flumug.

poop

A corn log.
Golden brown floater.
Taking the kids to the pool.
losing weight.
A Cpt. Brown Eye Wink.
long range torpedo.
Why's poop tapered at the end? So your ass hole doesn't slam shut.
by Cosmo April 10, 2003
mugGet the poopmug.

St. Monday

The act of taking Monday off from work/class because you got crunk so hard over the weekend that you couldn't recover in time. The joke is that you're celebrating "St Monday's Day" and so you can't come to work.

The term actually dates back to pre-revolutionary America. Benjamin Franklin makes fun of his co-workers for taking a large number of "Saint Mondays" in "The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin".
"This, and my being esteem'd a pretty good riggite, that is, a jocular verbal satirist, supported my consequence in the society. My constant attendance (I never making a St. Monday) recommended me to the master; and my uncommon quickness at composing occasioned my being put upon all work of dispatch, which was generally better paid. So I went on now very agreeably."

-The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin
by Cosmo July 17, 2006
mugGet the St. Mondaymug.

jimjams

"You need some jimjams, man?"

"No, dude. And besides, they're "jim-jams."
by Cosmo January 3, 2005
mugGet the jimjamsmug.

eleventh finger

A sexual manouever in which a man, while fingering a woman outside of her field of vision, inserts his penis without announcing he is doing so. The act is generally employed as a means to commence intercourse with a hesitant (but willing) partner.

The term "eleventh finger" can also simply be slang for penis.
Chris: Well, she was kinda riding the fence about having sex with me. Since she never said no outright, I gave her the eleventh finger, and that was that.

Kevin: nicely done, sir.
by Cosmo July 12, 2006
mugGet the eleventh fingermug.

boomin'

slammin', fly, super-fine, unfathomably hot and oh-so-delicious. irresistable - not that you would try to resist.
Did you see Matt this morning? Damn if that ass didn't look boomin'!
by cosmo August 25, 2004
mugGet the boomin'mug.

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