Mario's definitions

ripped chef

An OSU that cooks at the Kee Loon.

The ripped chef came storming out of the kitchen after Master tried to pull Little Darrell's hand away from his nose after Master swallowed a whole dish of hot mustard.

by Mario March 14, 2003

Karmen

A short, blonde girl from Louisiana. She thinks she is ugly but with her beautiful gray eyes and perfect smile, she is tha finest ma around.

Man, Karmen is comin to visit. You should see this gorgeous thing.

by Mario January 11, 2004

Meow

A word used to alert nearby friends that you have just spotted a hot chick, and are now awaiting their aproval. Very similar to Garth's, (From Wayne's World) "Shwing!"

Mario: "Meoooowwww! Meow at 9 o'clock?"
(Friend quickly nods)
Alex: "MEOOWWWW!!!"

Mario: "Meow, damn she fine!"

by Mario February 2, 2004

arrato

later, as in: See you later

All right Moreno call me later, arrato.

by Mario August 28, 2003

ginzo

A derogatory slur against a Sicilian.

These God damn ginzos are so dark you would think they work in a coal mine.

by Mario April 21, 2005

Von One Hour

A person that seemingly requires approximatley 60 minutes to complete simple tasks.

"Hes been in the bathroom for an hour, that guy takes an hour for everything"

by Mario September 15, 2004

stapo

dirty little teacher no elbow likes cock!

your a stapo

by mario November 18, 2003