Mario's definitions

The Wiggler

An employer or "Boss" who seeminlgy "wiggles" through obstructions and difficult situations in the his place of business in order to bennefit his constant obsession for financial gain.

"we totally screwed that customer over, good thing our boss is The Wiggler, he'll get out us out of this jamb"

by Mario September 15, 2004

peeda may

milo may
kitty cat
oooo may

like a little milo may
its a kitty cat
where da peeda may at

by mario April 21, 2003

ginzo

A derogatory slur against a Sicilian.

These God damn ginzos are so dark you would think they work in a coal mine.

by Mario April 21, 2005

mario second

2/5 of a second-the amount of time it takes for one second on Super Mario Bros. to deplete.

Have you ever run the 100 meter in under 30 mario seconds?

by Mario November 8, 2004

Von One Hour

A person that seemingly requires approximatley 60 minutes to complete simple tasks.

"Hes been in the bathroom for an hour, that guy takes an hour for everything"

by Mario September 15, 2004

stapo

dirty little teacher no elbow likes cock!

your a stapo

by mario November 18, 2003

marioso

crazzzy mofo...part time hobo and full time shizzler

marioso, making an eye at dearson, winks rather seductively...

by Mario November 2, 2004