Definitions by Mario

ginzo 

A derogatory slur against a Sicilian.

These God damn ginzos are so dark you would think they work in a coal mine.

ginzo by Mario April 21, 2005

idiodyssey 

1. A quest undertaken by a moron.

Joe Schmortz is on an idiodyssey.

idiodyssey by Mario January 30, 2005

Spooge Cannon 

When you're spoogin',
yer oozin,
an ya can't stop gooin'
So point your poonin' at a gurl of yo choosin'
anduh giv 'er somethin' to chewin'
loco luccie buseie

Middle school girls in tights love da spooge cannon. Lation pride!

Spooge Cannon by MARIO December 8, 2004

Dirtball 

Noun: Describes what is essentially a useless human being whose very presence demeans the beauty in our world.

Alternatives: "Scumbag", "Lowlife".

1. Criminals
2. Smokers who think they have "rights"
3. Needlessly violent people
4. Bad parents
5. Attorneys
People who selfishly divide others for their own purposes with doublespeak and promises of serving the needs of specific "Communities" rather than serving the greater good of all.

Dirtball by Mario November 15, 2004

mariospenis 

Sooo Big!!! Beyond perfect

Marios penis is soo big it turns me on

mariospenis by Mario November 9, 2004

mario second 

2/5 of a second-the amount of time it takes for one second on Super Mario Bros. to deplete.

Have you ever run the 100 meter in under 30 mario seconds?

mario second by Mario November 8, 2004

marioso 

crazzzy mofo...part time hobo and full time shizzler

marioso, making an eye at dearson, winks rather seductively...

marioso by Mario November 2, 2004