fart bitch

A fat chick who cuts a fart in front of other people.

That chunker let it rip right in front of all of us. What a fart bitch.

by PMax February 23, 2008

fart of jesus

Thought to have been named after the actual farts that the Lord Jesus Christ was reported to have made on many occasions. A fart having a fragrant aroma not disimilar to that of summer berries with a hint of coriander and wood smoke.

Mmmm, smells like the fart of jesus.

by Shawn Hampton October 22, 2008

Punch Fart

When you get punched so hard in the stomach you fart

Veronica walked up to Jenna and gave her a (punch fart) in the gut causing an audible fart to come from Jenna's rear-end.

by Girlygoo February 19, 2012

fart monkey

term of endearment, usually indicative of someone or something (i.e. pets) who occasionally farts, but you like them anyway.

Come here you little fart monkey, I want to give you a hug.

by Peter Thaddeus June 1, 2006

Tongue punch your fart box

The use of a male or female tongue, in the act of licking or profusely sticking of the tongue back in forth into the male or females anus.

Im going to tongue punch your fart box as you give me head.

by tongue puncher 2010 August 11, 2010

Fart Bag

1. A toy bag that you squeeze that makes farting noises.
2. Someone who farts a lot.

She likes to play with her whoopie cushion and she calls her whoopie cushion a fart bag. My co-worker farts a lot, he's such a fart bag.

by JayEssBee85 December 20, 2013

fart pipe

A huge, annoying, fake exhaust pipe added to the back of piece of s*** cars (Accords, Civics, Eclipses, etc) to make it produce a loud noise as the car accelerates. This does nothing but make the driver seem like an ass, though he doesn't notice because he's blasting his 50 cent CD too loudly. Mostly used by teenagers who think their car is badass. It makes guys who have nice cars (Firebirds, Trans Ams, Camaros, etc) laugh because we have REAL exhaust which is on a REAL car.

Ching Yong: I got this awesome fart pipe on my Civic today.
*FAAAAARRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTT*
Me: Well, I have an actual car with actual exhaust, which people don't laugh at as it's going down the street.
*Races off in Trans Am*

by Trans Am Guy March 15, 2007