kiss a soccer boy day

on december 2, ladies it is your day to kiss a soccer boy

hey soccer boy, you know its national kiss a soccer boy day? let’s make out

by soccerboyfan November 24, 2019

national minecraft day

National Minecraft Day is April 22, it’s a day where we celebrate arguably the best game of all time.

Me: “It’s National Minecraft Day”
My Girlfriend:
My Friends: “Great! Let’s get some diamonds!”

by CreeperAwwMan April 20, 2019

national fake friends day

A day on August 9th where everyone exposes/drops their fake friends, because, really, who the hell wants them here anymore?

Miles, it’s national fake friends day! oh btw, i knew you fucked my girl, bye man.

by headassbitchessaywhat August 3, 2019

April Fool's Day

The one day when it's okay to be a complete and total asshole.

"Mom, I'm pregnant!"

"You're only fifteen." **has a heart attack**

"...Happy April Fool's Day..."

by jaycubed31 April 1, 2009

National fight a bitch day!

May 27th is National fight a bitch day!
Do you wanna fight a whore you have hated the most in this world? Well today is your lucky day because you can fight that whore now!

"Bro there has been so many fights today whats up with these people!" "It because its national fight a bitch day!" "Hold my stuff bro"

by ACB_SMS April 22, 2019

Pj day

A day on which you achieve absolutely nothing, you don't even get changed out of the clothes you slept in.

"Hey, what'd you do yesterday"
"I had a Pj day, I achieved absolutely nothing, I woke up, watched 16 episodes of The Walking Dead and went back to sleep, I don't even think I ate anything"

by Ciport June 30, 2014

GK Day

The National Day in which the life and passion of Genesis Kemp is celebrated. The tradition was started on June 29. Genesis Kemp formally known as “The Great One” knows that it ain’t easy being great. He keeps it 100.

Oblivious Nincumpoop: “What day is it?”
Everyone Ever: “HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK?!?!? ITS GK DAY!”

by NDballer02 June 29, 2019