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Clanked by Copythatagentk February 27, 2011
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Crotch Cankers
Sores around the genitals or the anus. Generally, reflective of a filthy, disease ridden individual and of the STD variety. However, may apply to non-STD sores like a good old fashioned fuckburn sore or other skin irritation.
Dude I couldn’t get out of the hotel room fast enough after that dirty whore dropped her panties and revealed a gold mine of crotch cankers.
She told me she has a few crotch cankers around her anus before I went down on her and ate that booty. She said they were just fuckburns from the dude she was with the day before.
I need to get to the doctor. I hooked up with Rachel last night. I was warned she had crotch cankers but didn’t sheath up. Now my balls are on fire and it stings when I pee.
She told me she has a few crotch cankers around her anus before I went down on her and ate that booty. She said they were just fuckburns from the dude she was with the day before.
I need to get to the doctor. I hooked up with Rachel last night. I was warned she had crotch cankers but didn’t sheath up. Now my balls are on fire and it stings when I pee.
Crotch Cankers by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018
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cankles
Also known as “peasant ankles” for the ostensible stability and hardiness afforded by the wide, steady base of the legs, which aids in long hours of tillage and harvesting. As such, the condition is most prominent in women of Russian or Italian ancestry.
It is the condition where the ankle girth is equal to or indiscernibly less than the girth of the widest part of the calf. It is not ankle fat per se, but rather a state of being “big-boned” in the ankle region while simultaneously experiencing gross muscle atrophy of the gastrocnemius.
Symptoms include: deep elastic grooves from socks, increased razor wear-and-tear, ability to reap 20 bushels of grain per hour.
It is the condition where the ankle girth is equal to or indiscernibly less than the girth of the widest part of the calf. It is not ankle fat per se, but rather a state of being “big-boned” in the ankle region while simultaneously experiencing gross muscle atrophy of the gastrocnemius.
Symptoms include: deep elastic grooves from socks, increased razor wear-and-tear, ability to reap 20 bushels of grain per hour.
Man 1: "That girl's wasting her time on the calf machine at the gym--there ain't no cure for cankles"
Man 2: "Hopefully she'll marry a farmer"
Man 2: "Hopefully she'll marry a farmer"
cankles by paranoid randroid November 6, 2008
Crankthatfrank
Crank that Frank is a rat he is a repressed yeemo who despises musical.ly and smule because of their cringe factors he has multiple alter egos such as crankthatFred, which is is most believed one he is father of his rat people
Catchphrases: Yee, ree, skree, dead inside, buy my merch, etc.
Catchphrases: Yee, ree, skree, dead inside, buy my merch, etc.
Crankthatfrank by ~strange life~ May 28, 2018
Dirty chank
dirty asain that smoke's up all you weed and falls asleep afterward a derivative of sleepy chink syndrome (scs) which means to be a sleepy ass asian in the company of friends
Look at that dirty chank sleep I'm going to put my cock in his mouth. the dirty chank is here again dude what the hell all he is good for is being a room decoration,i am saying if the world was in great peril and needed someone to sleep to save the world he is the dirty chank for the job.
Dirty chank by Smelted poo December 23, 2008
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Cranker
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