clams casino

1. A fancy dish made with clams.
2. Something that is really good.

1.Yo, are we having clams casino for dinner?
2a. That new cd is so awesome, its the clams casino!
2b. Oh dude that picture for hardcore dancing is the dizzle.. straight clams casino!

by yo mamma February 18, 2005

claustrophilia

deriving sexual gratification from intercourse in tight spaces

I was fucking a virgin in the back of a Volkswagon - it was total claustrophilia.

by H.R. Paperstack September 27, 2008

Piss Clams

little tiny clams that come from my Uretha when I take piss. If you have enough pressure when pissing it is good to shot in mouth, tasty.

I like the taste of my piss clams today.

by Joeu Bag o Doughnuts September 12, 2003

claustro cardigan

A straight-jacket, nuf said. Also spelt clostro cardigan. Known also as a Psycho-Poncho. Stitched with Kevlar thread, the garment is known as the Phobia Pullover

The market, say analysts, for claustro cardigans, is said to be around 1 billion dollars, but only if you travel 500 years into the future.

by jamie_ledge December 12, 2008

shortcut clause

Invoking the shortcut clause indicates you never wish to discuss a specifically distasteful topic again. It's entymology can be found in a "Simpsons" episode (www.tv.com/the-simpsons/itchy-and-scratchy-land/episode/1392/trivia.html) wherein the family takes a shortcut and a smash-cut brings us back to them, in disarray, with Homer intoning ominously, "Let us never speak of the shortcut again".

You would not use the shortcut clause to avoid talking about something good, only something too horrible or traumatic to want to relive in any manner.

She: How was your date with my sister?

He: I claim the shortcut clause.

by Keep The Reason March 4, 2009

santa clause dat ho

Where you fuck a black midget in antlers in the ass then make some ho suck your cock then cum on her chin to resemble a Santa beard.

Dude, last night I ran into Max's mom and I definitely santa clause dat ho!

by JGBS January 10, 2008

claustrophobicize

Similar to suffocated; claustrophobicize is the act and feeling that you could become suffocated; being confined to a small space in which to breathe. The active fear of a closed space.

When I'm down on her vajayjay and I can't breathe, I'm getting claustrophobicized!

Man, he is claustrophobicizin' this room with his stank!

by Sam Francis December 29, 2007