Cottage cheese blanket

The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.

Boy 1- Yo, my girl is is home making my cottage cheese blanket
Boy 2- No way, Id love one right now

by THEONE209 February 2, 2020

Jeremy Blanket

When you get so shit faced that you pass out, and someone puts a shirt with pictures of Jez on them on you, like a blanket. They also shit in your mouth.

Wez got so shit faced last night that he wore the Jeremy Blanket!

by partyboy123 December 3, 2021

B.i.B (Blanket in the Butt)

All day spent on the couch generally not giving a f*ck about the world or interacting with the human race. Wrapped in a blanket, it's the ultimate chill day. Waisting your entire day watching TV, playing video games, watching movies, often times in your pajamas and not showered for the entire day. B.i.B usually occurres following a long work week, a night of heavy partying, or when your home sick.

Ex 1) You're hungover? Are we gonna see you later or are you B.i.B (Blanket in the Butt)?

Ex 2) I had a f*cked week at work, I'm B.i.B all weekend...

Ex 3) I've got the cold from hell, I'm B.i.B with some hot & sour soup and Theraflu.

by T. Dub January 12, 2013

family blanket

a blanket that you has been in your house since you were four and when fall asleep on the living room couch you use that blanket and it probably has animals or cartoon characters on it

That’s a common family blanket

by family blanket lover April 16, 2020

Boston Blanket

A group of Boston Terriers that form a blanket as they lay across you whenever you sit or lay down.

Me: Hey, I am going to take a nap on the couch.

My mother in-law who owns 8 dogs: Okay hun, enjoy that Boston Blanket. I'll go turn on the fan.

by Domitri July 5, 2023

Baby Blanket

The piece of clothing used to clean up cum after masturbating. example sock, tee shirt, old towel.

As i laid in bed masturbating i grabbed the baby blanket to cum in. After i came i cleaned up with the baby blanket and threw it in the laundry basket.

by GwarMachine March 5, 2020

blanket fish

The act of covering a flat surface with blankets and pretending to swim on them.

Person A: Have you seen the blankets?
Person B: Yeah, I was using them.
Person A: Why all of them?
Person B: Because I was doing a blanket fish!

by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019