Lip Blanket

A term used by Canadians to refer to a kickass moustache.

Hey dude, Shawn’s got a fuckin unreal lip blanket.

by TheChelDefinitions November 1, 2020

Choad in a Blanket

turtle neck choad....an uncircumcised choad

his choad in a blanket was so stumpy his foreskin looked like 5skin dripping off a tuna can!

by the grim preacher January 2, 2017

Blanket

Comfy safezone. The monster won’t be able to get you, the murderers won’t be able to find you, and it keeps you nice and warm.

If you ever feel unsafe, just hop under your blanket.

by Bubbabro999 March 29, 2024

Blanket Couple

People in a relationship that show excessive public displays of affection. The name of the term refers to people that would commit sexual acts in public, that would be considered public indecency, if they weren't under a blanket.

"Did you see those band kids making out in the hallway?"

"yeah, I saw them doing that at the football game too, they're definitely the blanket couple"

by My_Kankles November 7, 2024

Gay blanket

When two men, specifically strait, cum on a blanket and wrap up in it like a burrito.

“Yo bro, you want to gay blanket?”

by Hay u March 19, 2021

Blanket Person

Someone who spends their time hiding from the world under a blanket on their couch. Afraid of changes, social interaction, and living their life. The couch is usually located in a parents house or basement, but that is not an exclusive detail. Little to no friends.

Whatever happened to Larissa?

Man, her parents babied her so bad after she failed college that she became a blanket person. I haven’t seen her in months.

by The Merle October 20, 2017

Blanket hugger

A Native America

Wanna trade some beads and corn you blanket hugger

by Wishy July 17, 2022