phoned it in

Being generally lazy with a task. Doing it half-assed instead of with your full ass.

Guy 1: Did you watch the last season of the O.C.?
Guy 2: It sucked.
Guy 1: Yeah, they really phoned it in on that one. They just kept killing people off and making up new characters.

Man 1: I phoned it in on work on friday. I basically did nothing all day but eat a sandwich.

by JDtheReviewer January 6, 2008

Phoque

Phoque, not to be confused with fuck, is the French word for seal. If you are innocent and stub your toe, happen to drop an f bomb, and feel bad about it, just know that all you did was say seal in French.

Person one: stubs toe, drops f bomb
Also Person one: says seal in french(phoque)

by Bea🐝 February 19, 2020

home-o-phobic

Home-o-phobia is the condition and social category of home-free people who not only lack housing, they refuse to get a home and refuse to maintain, regular, safe, and adequate shelter.
The term "home-o-phobic" applies to a person who chooses to be home-free because they see no reason to get a job, and thus choose to sleep in the street.

Byron is a home-o-phobic and its gotten so bad that he won't even sleep at other people's houses.

by whalewail April 13, 2009

Smart Phone

Smart Phone: A cellular phone that is not only more intelligent and productive than it's owner but would also be rescued from a flood before the owner's mother-in-law.

As the waters were rising around him he had to make a difficult choice, grab for the smart phone or his mother-in law's arm.He chose and used his smart phone to call for help.

by Bullshitzer June 3, 2010

Philosophize

Philosophize is an Aussie Hip Hop artist who quickly made a mark on the music Australian hip hop scene when he first released music through
www.myspace.com/philosophize and www.youtube.com/philosophize

Philosophize
"So LOOK NOW!"

by whifty scent March 25, 2009

Emo Phillips

A quirky stand-up comedian from Downer's Grove, Illinois who won the 1985 Music Award for best comedy album, "E=mo2," released stand-up video, "Live at the Hasty Pudding Theater," and has worked in television and movies. Also famous for his coleslaw recipe and being quite handy with the ladies.

We spent our childhood watching Emo Phillips, which consequently had a major influence on our oddball sense of humor.

by stevewk May 17, 2007

Phantom Ball Pain

When a guys ball(s) randomly and suddenly begins to be severely painful for absolutely no reason. Soon after, this pain will just as suddenly dissapear as it had appeared in the first place, leaving the guy wondering "What the hell caused that??"

"I was sitting at my desk working when BAM!!, Phantom Ball Pain. I could barely move for like 5 minutes!"

by Mike Flemming September 22, 2005