Definitions by Bullshitzer

Quick pick and flick 

What one does when looking in the rear view mirror while driving and notices something hanging from their nose.

I checked the mirror to change lanes and there was the grossest thing hanging out from my nose so I did a quick pick and flick to get rid of it.

Quick pick and flick by Bullshitzer August 5, 2010

Tech Sex ED 101 

Safe sex education for those who can't just say no and have on line sex with strangers.

Instructor: Hello and welcome to Tech Sex Ed 101 where if you don't learn anything else you will at the very least learn to always use a surge protector.

Tech Sex ED 101 by bullshitzer July 8, 2010

Sockuary 

A safe haven for socks that have escaped from the dryer.

Husband: I can't find the other half of my new pair of red socks, where did it go?

Wife: It probably sought refuge at the sockuary.

Sockuary by Bullshitzer July 3, 2010

Memory Enhancer 

A pad of paper and a sharpened #2 pencil.

BOB: Soon I'll never forget anything again.
Burt: And why is that?
Bob: After watching this infomercial on TV last night I ordered the Memory Enhancer and because I was one of the first thousand callers I get not one but two pads of paper and two sharpened #2 pencils.

Memory Enhancer by Bullshitzer June 24, 2010

Doggie Depression 

What happens to dogs, who don't like their names.

Maria the Chihuahua: What's the matter with Taco he seems so down all of the time.
Jose the Chihuahua: He's suffering from Doggie Depression.

Maria: Why?
Jose: You would be too if you were named after a fast food.

Doggie Depression by Bullshitzer June 23, 2010

Bummer Butt 

People on the beach who when you see from behind can ruin your day because there swimsuits and butts are the wrong size for each other.

I was having a good time relaxing at the beach until I saw a bummer butt and had to go home.

Bummer Butt by Bullshitzer June 11, 2010

Twitter Quiver

Medical term describing the nerve damage to one's thumbs resulting from continuous use of these digits to type out and send useless information on their phones to friends who having nothing better to do actually have time to read them.

The prognosis is not good said the doctor to the thumb shaking patient. Your tests all came back positive for Twitter Quiver.

Twitter Quiver by Bullshitzer June 5, 2010