Meat mittens

Someone who has large hands, generally from their line of work.

I shook Frank the farmer’s hands the other day, his meat mittens made my hands feel dainty.

by Chappy11 May 26, 2019

plank minute

A unit of time based off of the plank, a painful core exercise which induces an extreme burning feeling in the abdomen. Just like the actual plank exercise, the plank minute seems to last forever.

Bill: Bro, chemistry felt so long today.
Mike: Yeah man, it was a whole-ass plank minute.

by Kick ass high hive January 27, 2020

Bruh Minute

TikTok. TikTok is the only thing capable of generating a full 60 consecutive Bruh Moments, thus creating a Bruh Minute. Studies show that a Bruh Minute can take several years off of a person’s life.

“Ayo, I finna take a bruh minute and watch some TikTok.”

by Ozegis September 11, 2021

10 Minute Sex

A short sexual intercourse with consent in the span of 10 minutes.

Male : Wanna go for a 10 Minute Sex?
Female : You fucking disgusting lunatic. I'm reporting you to the authorities, you're going on the sex offender list.

by Demofisher December 30, 2021

Dicing Mitt

Dicing as in “gambling/ripping apart” Mitt as in vagina

“Yo I saw you on snap maps why you at that girls house”? I’m Dicing Mitt

by Ayeayerawn March 18, 2022

mutt mitt

Slang for the little plastic baggie you place your hand in when used to pick up your dog’s poop in public places.

My and Foofie never leave home without at least one mutt mitt.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2023

69 Minutes

A TV broadcast where pornstars interview with one another about their sexual experiences.
Each broadcast runs for 69 minutes (1 hour 9 minutes aka a sexaminute).

69 minutes is the best news interview on television.

by gregben September 13, 2023