Definitions by Ozegis

King Josh

The King of Joshtrailia. Ruler of everything under the sky. Quite popular among the children of Rhondda Cynon Taf, South Wales. And a great enjoyer of Little Tuesday.

King Josh is an absolute legend. But In the summer of ‘69, he angered his people by raising taxes to buy a new gaming PC.

On Little Tuesday, he goes against the Geneva Convention by going Big. A lifestyle reserved only for Big Thursday. However, if you want to go big, too. Listen to his words of Wisdom

King Josh’s gaming PC is out of this world.

“If you want to go Big on Little Thursday, Head to the Boisterous Monkey. It’s a two hour ride east from here… But if anyone asks, you heard nothing.”

King Josh by Ozegis September 11, 2021

Little Tuesday 

Little Tuesday is the littlest of days. On Little Tuesday we eat little grapes, and little cracker crumbs. But Little Tuesday has a secret… Late at night on Little Tuesday, you’ll find that some people go BIG. This is strictly against all state and federal laws, as well as the Geneva Convention. But some people just don’t listen… if you know the right people, you can go big too. maybe talk to King Josh…

“I HATE Little Tuesday!”
“Shut up and eat your grapes, Mike.”

Little Tuesday by Ozegis September 11, 2021

Small Friday 

Small Friday is the day after Big Thursday. Small Friday is the day of rest after the Bigness of Big Thursday’s. We eat Salads with a small amount of calories, with small fork, and drink a small glass of water. Note - Nothing here is LITTLE. This is not Little Tuesday. Stop doing little things on small Friday.

“Duuuuude, i’m so tired from Big Thursday.”
“Don’t worry, man, its small Friday. Get some rest.”

Small Friday by Ozegis September 11, 2021

Bruh Minute

TikTok. TikTok is the only thing capable of generating a full 60 consecutive Bruh Moments, thus creating a Bruh Minute. Studies show that a Bruh Minute can take several years off of a person’s life.

“Ayo, I finna take a bruh minute and watch some TikTok.”

Bruh Minute by Ozegis September 11, 2021

Ieba 

A word used in only the most surprising or frightening of circumstances. Situations that allow it’s use include being ambushed, being Dog shot, or being chased by a man clad in full armor, or a large dog.

See: Dog shot

*Gets jumped*
“THATS AN IEBA MOMENT RIGHT THERE”

Ieba by Ozegis September 11, 2021

Big Thursday 

Big Thursday - The biggest of Thursdays, massive, even. Big Thursday is the day on which we celebrate just how big this Thursday is, as well as the victory by New Zealand in The Big War. We eat on Big Thursday, but on Big Thursday we eat Big... And when I say Big I mean REAL BIG. Big Macs and Big Kahuna Burger are the only things you can eat on Big Thursday. Happy Big Thursday, everyone...

"Ayo, broski, you ready for Big Thursday tomorrow? It's gonna be pretty Big!"
"Yeah, man! It's gonna be HUGE!"

Big Thursday by Ozegis August 28, 2021