Computer

A thingie that stores the information nobody shall ever see in your history.

I have to make sure nobody sees this computer!

by drumsoccer February 14, 2022

Computering

This occurs when you nut on the monitor you use and the partner rubs their genitals on the screen in an attempt to suck in the cum.

Did you see how ashley was computering last night? An absolute animal

by B-rad62 February 16, 2022

Computure

A word for when you don’t know what device you’re looking at but you think it’s a computer then you think it’s a TV

Boy 1: Nice computure

Boy 2: Thank you

by gavin dick sucker aka wesley March 25, 2022

computer

a computer is a computer, deal with it

how cool are computers

shut up computers are computers, deal with it

by seanthesean March 29, 2022

Computer

some dirt or soil or other dirty/horny stuff

Have you been up to date on how much computer has been on twitter.

by tinbancan March 31, 2022

computer

a fucking machine with wires and shit people use it to watch porn and shit while in school aka hell.

dude 1: what do you do in hell

dude 2 watch porn and shit on my

computer

dude 1: same

by azwsexrdcytugfvbkhjn April 14, 2022

computer

a fucking machine with wires and shit people use it to watch porn and shit while in school aka hell.

dude 1: what do you do in hell

dude 2 watch porn and shit on my

computer

dude 1: same

by azwsexrdcytugfvbkhjn April 14, 2022