A mechanical device used to simulate human coitus. A more sophisticated version of the much simpler vibrator. The device can be used by females to excite the vagina and by either sex to excite the anus. These devices may be associated with, but are not limited to, BDSM play.
A typical machine works by the transfer of rotational force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a dildo.
A typical machine works by the transfer of rotational force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a dildo.
Shannon couldn't find a date so she stayed home, strapped a big dildo to her fucking machine and cranked it up to full speed till she couldn't take it anymore !
by zguy September 26, 2009
1. A great sexual performer usually a woman. Does anything anywhere and with pleasure.
2. A female pornstar with exceptional willingness to handle any sexual task put before her.
3. Can also refer to a woman or man of low moral standards when it comes to sex. They will fuck anyone anywhere with or without reason to do so.
2. A female pornstar with exceptional willingness to handle any sexual task put before her.
3. Can also refer to a woman or man of low moral standards when it comes to sex. They will fuck anyone anywhere with or without reason to do so.
1. Man, that samantha gave me the night of my life last night, what a fuck machine.
2. Sophie Evans is one hell of a fuck machine, she got fucked by 3 guys and took sperm on her face with a smile with a smile.
3. Carmen is such a fuck machine, she had sex with eric in the street for a nickel.
2. Sophie Evans is one hell of a fuck machine, she got fucked by 3 guys and took sperm on her face with a smile with a smile.
3. Carmen is such a fuck machine, she had sex with eric in the street for a nickel.
by Lunch box July 18, 2004
Noun. A group of no less than 3-5 men who are all chain linked together cock to ass in a circle of endless fucking. This number can vary depending on penis length.
"Hey Hawkins, wanna join my Perpetual Fucking Machine?"
Sure Mike, but only if we can get enough fanny bandits together.
Sure Mike, but only if we can get enough fanny bandits together.
by piratesof2 February 10, 2011
by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004
A person who finds machines more attractive and sexually arousing than most males, females or anything else, human or non-human,that can be classified under etheir sex.
by ukilledmyhope April 7, 2006
OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING LOUD I DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT SHAKES MY ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE SOMETIMES LIKE WTF BRO JUST S T O P.
by A SvddenZaz Account December 29, 2022
The act of continuously feeding a dollar bill into a vending machine in hopes of getting a Coke or a Snickers.
I had to fuck the vendo machine with my ratty dollar bill for 5 minutes before it finally took it and gave me my Coke!
Some dude was in the break room fucking the vendo machine trying to get a Snickers!
Some dude was in the break room fucking the vendo machine trying to get a Snickers!
by idolatro15 September 23, 2009