Bertu

A Bertu is somebody who plays lots and lots of League. He loves the Sweet and Spicy Bacon Burger (with no cheese, Bertu is lactose intolerant, of course) from Whataburger. Bertu is loud at times but always has something interesting to say, especially when it comes to movie opinions. To him, it is a big deal when he likes something so much he re-reads or re-watches it. When he is your friend, he is nice. When he doesn't like you, you won't know, but boy will his friends hear about it. Be careful-- he might run you over (influences: Baby Driver).

Me: Hey, are you gonna hang out with us?
Bertu: Nah, gotta finish this game, you bitch.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Bertu?
Guy 2: Yes, he's the talk of the town

by yankgreen November 17, 2023

Berton

Berton is the funniest, finest and, loving person you'll ever meet. You can tell him whatever and he'll never give up on you and that's just one of the reason why he's the one for you.

I might get at Berton. Yea me too.

by ilueuehsgsgevgw November 19, 2023

Berton

Berton is the most loving, funniest, and loyal guy you'll ever meet. He will never try to hurt you in any way possible, and that's why if you have him you're the luckiest person on earth.

Lily: You heard about Berton.

Anne:Yes he so fine

by ilueuehsgsgevgw November 19, 2023

Berta-brain

A person who has a questionable or seemingly variable number of brain wrinkles based on their mixture of stupid and intelligent thoughts and/ or actions.

Alexis got a job as an airline pilot, but failed her motorcycle license test. She has a Berta-brain

by CharlieRomeo August 4, 2024

Bertrice

She is amazing , stunning and beautiful. Her smile shines like the sun and brightens the darkest nights in your soul. She deserves love and respect

I love you bertrice

by Mmmmm monkey February 11, 2024

BertDoesMenards

1. Complete Turd sack or Sack of Turds
2. Phony who misspells words such as: fourm, addressment, etc.
3. Home Depot or Lowe’s Spy
4. Sex Offender
5. Ball Fondler

Wow!… what an idiot…… he less useful than a BertDoesMenards….

by bambitch87 February 14, 2024

BertDoesMenards

1. A douchebag that pretends he matters
2. Turdsack
3. Fucking useless
4. Lowest of the low

BertDoesMenards is a fucktard.

by bambitch87 February 14, 2024