Fuckboi 1 "Damn i slept with Jessica last night"
Fuckboi 2 "Did she have dem titties"
Fuckboi 1 "More like shitties, they were max a 32-A"
Fuckboi 2 "Did she have dem titties"
Fuckboi 1 "More like shitties, they were max a 32-A"
by EvanIsAScene February 01, 2016
admit it, you just wanted to see the ad say "get a shitty mug for your friend" or "get the shitty neck gator and mug". Don't worry, i put it in all lowercase to make it funnier i got u m8.
person 1: heheh i'm gonna type shitty on urban dictionary
person 2: lmao it's gonna be so funny
ad: get shit gator thing nyehhhhh
person 1&2: *wheezing*
person 2: lmao it's gonna be so funny
ad: get shit gator thing nyehhhhh
person 1&2: *wheezing*
by Urban dick down the street June 02, 2021
When a car you're driving gets out of shape and is near uncontrollable. All you can do is panic trying to save it yelling "Shit!Shit!Shit!"
by Professionalfunhaver September 21, 2020
Dude don't shitty slap me!
After weightlifting, my shitties began to ache.
I didn't get to the titties, but I got to the shitties.
Have you ever been shitty fucked by a contortionist?
After weightlifting, my shitties began to ache.
I didn't get to the titties, but I got to the shitties.
Have you ever been shitty fucked by a contortionist?
by #yolosweg November 13, 2014
Shitty(adjective) is used to describe something that is bad, it can be used to describe a person's actions or an object of lower quality.
by Anonymous34291 March 29, 2021
by A snail February 27, 2015
This sexual act can only be performed once in a relationship. If done more than once, the subject should be subject to ridicule.
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.
Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.
Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!
by mary poppins butthole October 27, 2014