Scratcher

Someone who oddly scratches themselves in an odd and awkward manor

Scratcher: *scratch scratch scratch* oddly on butt
Normal guy: go scratch somewhere else

by Yea it's me bro August 6, 2012

stretch

A local country term for useless dole sponging travellers who avoid legitimate work by any means necessary

"Stretch alert! Look at them load of Strecth's laying that block paving then going to sign on"

by Deep sea Diver March 25, 2007

Stretched Lips

When you try and eat something and your lips get permanent stretch marks.

Who you foolin'? You gots stretched lips from suckin' on the cucumber fool.

by alkdjnne October 13, 2008

lay some scratch

Leaving a shit stain in your tighty whitey's. Usually brought on by farting a lil too hard!

Man Ed layed some schratch in his underwear today!

by mooseknuckles November 13, 2002

Scrotch

~A personal problem relating to an un-releivable itch near your neather reigions.
~To scratch an itch that is near your neather regions

~MAN! I wish that I didn't have such a bad scrotch on my butt!
~Zach, stop scrotching yourself, its impolite.

by It's Me! February 19, 2004

scratchterbate

When you are scratching an itch near your genitals.

Don't scratchterbate or you'll grow peach fuzz on your palms!

by J. Frank May 26, 2008

Stretch Fu*ked

When a girl at the gym stretches in front of you with the sole purpose of turning you on, not for actually "getting loose"

I got the worst mesh shorts boner when that hot blonde stretch fu*ked me by the stairmaster

by meshshorts boners January 22, 2010