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sand job

sand job or, sand paper hand job, as all men know, is possibly one of the worst occurences the male genatalia can handle. the act of the sand job, most likely taken place in dormatorys, sheds, or in the backseat of a 1983 volvo hatchback actually feels like you're having a piece of sandpaper rip down the sides of your shaft. if one ever comes encountered with a 'sand job' i fully advise them to collect their belongings and immediately disperse from the premises.
"I ate that bitches pussy nicey nice and she gave me some wack sand job."
by msalt August 27, 2008
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saidy

Beutefull girl with brown eyes nice as pie silly funny bestfriend and the best to hang around with
Its going to be so litt tonight saidy!
by Abery alley April 11, 2017
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Sand roach

A nasty little creature that lives in the county of Turkey that tries endlessly and fruitlessly to breed with goats and chickens.They are every where and almost impossible to get rid of no matter how hard you try.They are worse than a pest,more like a plaque.
Did you see that sand roach trying to screw that goat?
by $ HATED 1 $ February 28, 2013
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Sanda

Sanda is sweet, amazing, and gorgeous. She likes helping out people in need. She can go through tough times but she takes other people's problems first. She is an amazing friend and her worst fear is other people’s thoughts about her looks. If you ever have a Sanda in your life, never let her go. She’ll be the one girl you’ll need when you feel blue. And love her like she’s real because her darkest side is darker than pitch black,but everybody loves a Sanda and will always.
Sanda is so gorgeous and has flawless hair. Everybody the knows a Sanda,Sandra,or Sandy is very lucky to have a caring,loving,loyal friend
by SandralovesCloe December 18, 2017
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sand pussy

A person with sand trapped in her cooter. xD
Walter; why are you itching your pussy?
Maya; I have sand pussy, you dumb fuck.
by MayaCapryce July 14, 2014
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winter sandals

cardboard boxes worn on your feet in the wilderness, especially during wintertime, as a makeshift shoe/last resort.
brooklyn: oh man, my toes are so cold.

nicole: can’t relate, thanks to my trusty winter sandals.
by book69 May 25, 2018
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