to masturbate is when a girl touches her front bottom and clitoris until its wet or a boy touches his willy until its wet and masturbation is done for fun because some people want to do sex but cant or they just feel like it and the wet stuff that comes out can make a white patch in your pants or knickers and people do not normally touch their private parts in public
oh and im touching my front bottom and oo yeah im tickling my clitoris ohh yeah mmmm all the wet stuffs coming out its all over my fingers ooooo mmm im fingering my front bottom
oh and ive got my willy and im touching it all over and the we t stuff is coming out ooo mmm and it feels goood ohh yeah when i masturbate i get really excited
oh and ive got my willy and im touching it all over and the we t stuff is coming out ooo mmm and it feels goood ohh yeah when i masturbate i get really excited
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1. Make sure you are in a warm place (e.g: underneath your duvet) and also you are in a place where no1 can see u or disturb u.
2. If you have a male partner, make sure he is available because he could be very handy....
- to start off, you have to stretch your legs open wide (like you are having a baby)
3. start by stripping your bottom half (trousers n pantz)
4. get sum thick saliva from your mouth n place it on ur clitoris and vaginal opening
5. press ur clitoris for 10 secondz or less
6. start breathing lyk ur out of breath (slowly, then get a bit faster)
7. while doing this, rub ur clitoris from left to right with ur right hand (slowly do this, then get faster)
8. as you feel like you are starting to feel pleasure, get your man to go under your legs and get him to rub his penis around your vaginal opening.
9. when you feel the immense rush of pleasure, get ur man to do it with you (hav sex)
!!...ENJOY...!!
TiP: BEFORE DOING THESE WHOLE INSTRUCTIONS, IT IS BEST TO HAVE AN INTENTION OF HAVING SEX.
1. Make sure you are in a warm place (e.g: underneath your duvet) and also you are in a place where no1 can see u or disturb u.
2. If you have a male partner, make sure he is available because he could be very handy....
- to start off, you have to stretch your legs open wide (like you are having a baby)
3. start by stripping your bottom half (trousers n pantz)
4. get sum thick saliva from your mouth n place it on ur clitoris and vaginal opening
5. press ur clitoris for 10 secondz or less
6. start breathing lyk ur out of breath (slowly, then get a bit faster)
7. while doing this, rub ur clitoris from left to right with ur right hand (slowly do this, then get faster)
8. as you feel like you are starting to feel pleasure, get your man to go under your legs and get him to rub his penis around your vaginal opening.
9. when you feel the immense rush of pleasure, get ur man to do it with you (hav sex)
!!...ENJOY...!!
TiP: BEFORE DOING THESE WHOLE INSTRUCTIONS, IT IS BEST TO HAVE AN INTENTION OF HAVING SEX.
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