masturbeaster

A rabid masturbating beast. Can be human or animal.

In the woods we passed a masturbeaster, we contemplated if it was human or animal.

by teal mini man March 5, 2014

masturbaste

The act of masturbating on one's own body and rubbing it in as you would basting liquid on a turkey

"Why are you so sticky?"
"Because I like to masturbaste"

by Brownbear33 April 15, 2010

Masterbaster

Someone who is really good at using a turkey baster

Give me that turkey baster

Here, woah bro your a masterbaster

by CodeBlueCodeBlue November 8, 2019

MasterBlaster2000

To insert one’s index and middle finger inside the vaginal canal of a woman and wiggle them around

Blonde : I’m horny
Asian : you want some of that Masterblaster2000?

by Asian Masterblaster2000 April 21, 2022

Facebook Masturbater

Creepy teens who look for seductive pictures of their friends in order to become aroused

dude, she has the hottest picture, makes me want to be a facebook masturbater.

by titanboy2793 July 11, 2010

Masturblisters

Blisters from way too much masturbation either on your hands or penis.

I had these huge sores on my penis. What a relief, the doctor told me they were just "masturblisters". No prescription needed, just told me to use more hand cream.

by bransey99 February 25, 2009

masturbaters

one who jerks it not only multiple times a week but multiple times a day. the kind of person you would find beating there dick in your own house or even infront of you. A person who if gets stuck in an elevator for even 5 minutes will have already wacked their magic stick once or twice. A kind of person you would find in the middle of math class with their hand in their pocket wiggling around alot letting out akward grunts. A person who can cry white tears just looking at a barbie doll.

-pete: *wiggle wiggle grunt* "Teacher may i go to the bathroom"

-teacher: "thats the second time this hour pete.."

-pete: " Im sorry I drank alot of OJ juice today (actually bj juice) I have an overactive bladder" (well he has an overactive something thats for sure)

by Whatever April 6, 2005