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Little kid high 

to be little kid high, getting so high you act like a little kid. When you get retarded high and cant stop smiling.
i was little kid high last night after that blunt, i just couldnt stop laughing.

little red riding cunt 

Your boyfriend is been a wanker, annoying you all night, you really want to just smother his face so you secretly feed him a couple of xanax and wait until he falls into a deep slumber. It is perfect timing as you are on your period and have thick menstrual blood gushing from your snatch. You take your underwear off and pull out a nice juicy and succulent tampon. You sensually rub the tampon over your smug boyfriends face and lips and then sit your bleeding pussy on his face. Your menstrual blood smears all over his pretty little face, you make sure his lips are parted so he can taste all the juices flowing from your tight little cunt. You do this until his face looks like it belongs in a Quentin Tarrinto movie. You really want to make sure you get a few stringy blood clots smeared across his perfect face and also a few clots in his hair that will dry over night.
"If you don't shut up I'm gonna get my friend little red riding cunt to smother you with her bleeding vagina!"

Little girls

The FBI is on there way too you...

Your a pervert you know that, looking for little girl photos or something, you disgust me.
Use the word little girls correctly

"There just little girls" dont say "I love little girls."
Little girls by Mr.Bruhman December 19, 2019

Little Brown Fish 

"look! I made a little brown fish"

Little Miss Chunk-a-lot 

A female who is short in height but equipped with a serious pair of boobs and a big time booty. She tends to walk with a swaggering motion such to accentuate the extreme nature of her curvy physique.
Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think out that little cutie Kate?

Guy 2: She's hot fo' sure bra, she is has some serious booty on her. Look at that Little Miss Chunk-a-lot go!

Little Man’s Disease 

Little Man’s Disease: A disease of short males marked by aggressive antisocial behavior and constant overcompensation resulting in pompous mannerisms such as spitting, twitching, swearing, speaking loudly and tough talk.
The disease only affects teenagers or men who are less than 5’ 6” tall. The severity of this disease is inversely proportional to the height of the sufferer. Other characteristics of this scourge are a very short penis, acne, low I.Q and bad etiquette. The poor bastards usually drive jacked up pick-up trucks lacking mufflers. Often these males are homophobic to the point of insanity because of latent sexual orientation issues.
You must have Little Man’s Disease.
He is such a worthless asshole he must have Little Man's Disease.
Little Man's Disease is an untreatable epidemic in this country.
Some of my best friends have Little Man’s Disease.