Hapless

Unlucky and/or Unfortunate.

#1: Dude, I lost my job, my girlfriend and my car all in the same day.

#2: You're hapless, motherfucker.

#1: I know, I know.

by Clorox eater December 15, 2009

Happy sock

The sock you jerk off into. The reason you're mom only finds odd socks in the dryer

Mom: look the dryer ate another sock.

You: no, that's my happy sock!

by Choda Warrior November 18, 2009

happy face

A round yellow jolly thing with eyes and a smiling mouth.

I have a happy face sticker.

by Dee July 24, 2004

happy

when you are smiling

I am happy

by Hairy guy who lives with trump August 14, 2016

happy crack

A mixture of kool-aid and suger which is placed in a plastic baggie to resemble crack. Native to South-Western Pennsylvania.

Hey, let me get some happy crack.

by Anthony Reese May 25, 2006

hape

Verb. Forcing a hug or similar embrace upon an unwilling participant.

Noun. The act of forcing a hug or similar embrace upon an unwilling participant.

Verb: "I had the suspicion that Ellen was going to hape me after she had another cocktail."

Noun: "I am going to report a hape if you don't get your Long Island meathooks off my friend."

by KChurch January 2, 2008

It's happening

When you are in the middle of having a chronic orgasm. This can occur anywhere to 2-80 times a day. Make sure to always keep extra towels or blankets (if you get extra wet) with you wherever you go. To help calm this down carry some cum down with you to help regain control of your vagina or penis.

Avacadaqua-"It's happening"
Tyrone- "Do you need a towel?"
Avacadaqua- "Bitch get me a blanket"

by Avacadaqua April 2, 2017