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Meathooks

A big-boned, aggressive and flirtatious woman in her 40's that you meet in a dive bar. She's often accompanied by a similar aged friend or two.
Watch out over there for Meathooks dude, she's on the prowl tonight!
by King Timmy B August 29, 2019
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Haggard Meathooks

Loose vag lips you could successfully tie into a knot.
John: "Dude I got my shit tangled up in some nasty chick's haggard meathooks last night"
by drdent October 27, 2010
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Mississippi meathook

When you carry a female by sticking your thumb into her asshole and your index finger in her pussy then carry her around like that.
"Hey Jim I gave Emily the Mississippi meathook last night."

"What the fuck jerry."
by Fried horse pussy February 10, 2020
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Meatlocks

Very saggy breasts; Usually long enough to touch the middle of the abdomen. When doing push-ups, they will touch the ground, even with the arms fully extended.
Justine has some pretty nasty meatlocks.
by Superdouche January 16, 2010
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Toledo Meathook

The process of using the thumb and pointer finger in a "C" to simultaneously stimulate a chick in the vagina and rectum.
Man...that girl Regan is wild in bed so I had to Toledo Meathook that bitch so she wouldn't tear up my room.
by Big Ray Ray from Da South November 28, 2011
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dog in the meathouse

When a woman's garment -usually panties, shorts or pants - is caught between her ass cheeks it is known as 'dog in the meathouse'
Check out the woman in line....dog in the meathouse!
by Drygulcher January 9, 2015
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Meathooked

The act of pulling a female into a boat/raft or over an obstacle by inserting your fingers into her vagina and butthole, like a bowling ball, and lifting her over said obstacle.
Holy shit Jake, that redneck just meathooked that chick into his raft!
by Jdubya2 August 10, 2014
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