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The Don Perignon

While taking a Bath with the soon to be Spoiled and lavished with a really Good Blast of Hot Contaminated Air as it gains Heat and Potency from passing over the top of all the dead rotten and decomposing Waste in your Intestinal Tract. Enough to gag a magget. Be a kind Hosta d don't forget to always offeryour bathtub bathing partner some Fresh Real Real Fresh......The Don Perignom .

Your Offer comes as soon as you can Pass Some Major Gas, as soon as they oblige and accept your offer of some Don Perignon without hesitation one Solid motion Rip Ass under Water while you have the back of the person's head justCuppedike you own it and Smash their Face into your Bubbled out streamer of Gas and Bubbles and then say There's your Don Fucking Perignon Some Real Bubbly lol
Hey have you ever gave someone The Don Perignon ? It's when you're taking a bath with someone and you have to rip ass so bad It means it's Time for some Bubbly, ask your partner of they want some Don Perignon and as they say yes within one Soldi motion you faceplant the fucking shit out of them right into your ass bubbles you just ripped , .then of coarse being a kind host, byou say How did you like your Bubbly ?
by Jeff The Real July 25, 2025
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Don

1. A term used to refer to homosexuals, often as a slur.

2. A bundle of sticks

3. The Bottom in a BD/SM relationship

Coined in the victorian era, this term comes from the practice in British Public Schools of making the students do menial tasks such as gathering the sticks to make Faggots, which were used instead of logs. These menial tasks became known as "Faggot-work", and it was the lowest of the low socially that typically were made to do these tasks. These boys were often physically weak as well, and were left open to sexual advances from other boys or teachers with little or recourse to refuse
1. That Elton John is such a faggot!
You're being a total don right now.
by thetruthfulartist April 28, 2021
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Don's

A shortened version of 'McDonalds'. Typical used in Grand Blanc, Michigan.
Person 1 "I'm gonna head to Don's after this you down to come"

Person 2 "Yeah for sure, I'll get a Big Mac"
by ImPooperSpy September 29, 2023
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Don Fritzer

A very quick shower after a long day , especially when friends are waiting for you.
Just got home, have to take a Don Fritzer then I will be there.
by Juan Mayor May 6, 2025
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Don iffy

by Lil whane February 20, 2024
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Don

A Don is someone who doesn’t participate in viral memes or get swept up in Instagram trends
Hey did you add the definition of your name to your Instagram story yet?

No man, I’m a Don
by Donofcourse November 23, 2021
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