Covid Hair

When you haven’t has your hair cut or coloured since March 2020.

I need to make an appointment with my stylist I have covid hair.

My roots are so grey I have covid hair.

by WndrWen March 7, 2021

fwoofy hair

fwoofy hair means your hair is extra fluffier than a sheeps fur.

wow! you have fwoofy hair!

by fwoofyhair May 18, 2021

cooter hairs

the word used by pre-pubescent or virgin boys to describe female pubic hairs.

Sir "Aristaeus" Halpin said, "...if you look close enough at Kyria’s character, you can actually see her individual cooter hairs. .."

by TheRedHuntress December 27, 2018

hair bumming

Where one glues hair on the bum and walks around asking people to brush it

Daniel: "What are you up to this weekend fam?"
Matt: "Just gonna go out hair bumming with the boys"

by SpiritualPigeon May 22, 2016

Hair Dumpster

Hairy lady parts.

What did you do last night?

I went hair dumpster diving.

by thedcm August 14, 2011

Toros Hair

This is egg UN who he great make eggs, secretary hair and my fur SUS.

There are is SUS TOROS hair baby.

by Dankasus April 5, 2021

Hair whiplash

When you try to flip your hair and you give yourself wiplash.

WTF I just hair whiplashed myself and it feels like I broke my neck

by Painful fart September 22, 2017