Dildo and ten eighths

1970s slang for a super idiot where dildo means idiot but the person referred to is more than a run of the mill example. Heard around UMIST in Manchester.

Kevin’s a real idiot!
No he’s not. He’s a dildo and ten eighths.

by The Fat Welshman February 08, 2021

double dick dildo

killing two birds with one stone.

man i got laid last night and that pissed this fuckboy off, what a double dick dildo!

by BigDogsRana December 08, 2015

Shrek SUPER Dildo

Contains super vibrations, triple green dick, 6969hz and 69V. Its really exciting to nut with a beautiful shrek dildo. U can get a peppa pig toilette paper free

You: I want some really sexy sex toy
Seller: I have perfect triple shrek super dildo!
You: AH YES DADDY FINNA JERK IT

by ShrekpornStripperMonke January 23, 2022

Dildo Riding Rodeo Clown

A term coined by Ryan Essary that is synonymous with "you shove dildos up your ass and act like a clown for fun".

"Hey eat a dick you dildo riding rodeo clown"

by Grammar Giant June 24, 2014

double sided dildo blocking

The action of preventing two lesbians from hooking up; the equivalent of cock blocking for lesbians.

Stop double sided dildo blocking! I want you to go home so I can have sex with my girlfriend.

by whatsupimphil December 06, 2007

between a crematorium and a dildo shop

To find yourself in a situation where you have been undone by your own actions.

"where is Rudy?"

"He's between a crematorium and a dildo shop"

by MartyFunkhauser November 08, 2020

Spaghetti Sauce Dildo

A Dildo with a screw cap that you fill with Spaghetti Sauce and eat after a good long Masterbation ( be sure to use a straw )

"Hey Kid's The Spaghetti Sause Dildo now comes in all sorts of fun shapes and color! Even Glow in the Dark! So tell your bitch ass mother to call 555-2354"

by Spanky Lou June 16, 2003