The coconut treatment is where you brutally beat a skull until it fractures 3 times, which resembles the three holes in a coconut. You then proceed to break open the skull as if it was a coconut.
Sammy Samster: see that guy of a darker complexion over there?
Stu Macher: yeah let’s give that fucker the coconut treatment!
*Stu Macher and Sammy Samster proceeds to give the man the coconut treatment*
Stu Macher: yeah let’s give that fucker the coconut treatment!
*Stu Macher and Sammy Samster proceeds to give the man the coconut treatment*
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A sex act: When you piss, shit, and cum in a blender, blend them all together, empty it into a condom, tie off the end, then proceed to throw the filled condom at your partner who is wearing a Hawaiian shirt.
Johnny threw his Salty Coconut at Sally while they were in bed together, Sally enjoyed it very much.
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by Swazey1450 March 2, 2023
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Skipper Rossage told us that men on average have FOUR "Gentleman's Cocoa"'s a day!
or that Skipper is a "Gentleman's Cocoa"
or that Skipper is a "Gentleman's Cocoa"
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by Yigman April 16, 2019
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Windows is such an unoptimized mess under the hood, but it's probably impossible to fix it because it might be full of load-bearing coconuts.
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