Skip to main content

Ocean Toad

An ocean toad is defined as an individual, normally working in middle management, who sits around daily in a sea of waste and despair he or she calls their job. The ocean toad is known to regurgitate email messages already sent from other higher level sources even though he or she is aware that all of their subordinates had received the message. The ocean toad comes in many shapes and sizes, and is often recognized by it's rigid brow line and sloped uphill walk which is indicative of its desire to crawl out of the lonesome role of middle management to annoy others higher up the chain of command. Ocean toads hop from job to job making the lives of those they manage miserable.
Russ, the boss, is such an ocean toad. Did you see him resend that email about TPS-888 form? He's hopping up the ladder to the next level soon.
by Billy Klube May 8, 2013
mugGet the Ocean Toad mug.

Toady

That Toady over there will hang himself if he holds anything but a Nintendo-crafted piece of plastic.
by Konkey Dong April 14, 2005
mugGet the Toady mug.
Related Words
Troad troade Troader Troadin toad TRADE trad toad stools toady Toad In The Hole

Trade Rape

an unequal trade of people within a workplace to different shifts and/or departments leaving the previous spot filled by a person with less experienced/unqualified person
Person C was moved from nights to days and person K took Person C's spot on nights. Person K is not half as good as person C, therefore night shift got Trade Raped
by namsdraeh December 20, 2010
mugGet the Trade Rape mug.

Toad Tossing

n. To orally pleasure someone whose genitals are visibly infected with an STD, esp. Genital Warts.
"You're going on a date with her? With all the toad tossing I'm sure that girl's done, I wouldn't get near that mouth, let alone kiss her."
by BenBen August 17, 2005
mugGet the Toad Tossing mug.

Toad Hop

A score in the game Super Mario Strikers Charged, for the Nintendo Wii that involves Toad running up to the goalie, and using his deke to hop over the goalie's head and into the goal.
Colin: You just got Toad Hopped!

Victor: Damn, I suck.
by Wavedasher September 24, 2007
mugGet the Toad Hop mug.

trade paint

When 2 lesbians have sex during their menstrual cycles
"Jennifer and Sally are so hot for each other they'll even trade paint if need be"
by big joules October 22, 2014
mugGet the trade paint mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email