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Mexican Lightning Rod

1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.
by PhallusDestructus June 3, 2021
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dutch rodding

When a person defecates into a condom then freezes it solid,once frozen it is then used as a dildo
I picked up a right dirty girl last night,she asked me if I fancied some Dutch Rodding
by Captain Nemo's ship November 17, 2017
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Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.
My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...
by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024
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Glass rodded

The act of sticking a glass rod in a man’s tip, or a women’s cat. And then breaking the rod.

Or someone who needs to be glass rodded
“Yo, Friend 2 needs to be glass roddedFriend 1
by AndrewTape1 April 2, 2025
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rod

a rod on him is a usual name for a male penis of a horse and can do a better throw in than most people
by stephen ross September 4, 2021
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Sounding Rod

Similar to tuning forks, they are acoustic resonators that allow you to tune instruments to the perfect frequency.
I used a sounding rod today to adjust my singing voice.
by feelsman May 9, 2025
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Hot Rod

Sticking a rod in the fire then plunging it feeling her vagina and let her pussy juice Cool it down
I can't wait to hot rod Julia and her roast beef vag
by Hotrodatron April 24, 2017
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