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paper lover

Individuals who deeply care for each other and email constantly but have never meet in person. They may talk on the phone or leave voice mails but the relationship is mainly interwbz based. May have found each other on craigs list.
I know I'm married but she's my paper lover.
by piedmont April 26, 2009
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Pagebook

For people who have such a huge amount of posts, that it exceeds the number of thumbnails. Thus instead of facebook, its pagebook.
Ak's facebook has so much shit on it it's just like the length of the A-K section of the phonebook, ain't no facebook, its a pagebook.
by nanieskingdom November 23, 2011
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Panera Head

Sexual favors that follow meeting a girl at Panera Bread. Such activity typically succeeds the consumption of a "You Pick Two" meal, complemented by somewhat intellectual conversation. Obviously, it is of great utility to dress, talk, and act like a liberal. This means donning a scarf and using a MacBook computer.
Mr. Chocolate Shakes swapped the baguette for some Panera Head. Afterwards, he bought an oatmeal cookie from the bakery.
by MrChocolateShakes January 19, 2012
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Front Page

A Man/Woman so hot they could be on the cover of a magazine.
" That Bartender over there is so front page."
by subject313 January 4, 2013
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booty paper

Honey! Pass me some booty paper.
by Coco0509 March 21, 2017
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straight paper

You can trust him. He is straight paper.
by Spark dog June 15, 2017
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Tactical Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper placed in the toilet bowl on top of the water to reduce splash-back and noise.
The toilets were busy so i used tactical toilet paper to hide the fact i was taking a dump, not a piss.
by AE1990 November 14, 2011
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