May 22

Prank day

Oh it’s May 22 let’s prank someone

by Freddy3947 May 22, 2019

May 5th

National ask your crush for his/her hoodie day... they must give it to you❤️

Girl: can I have your hoodie it’s may 5th
Boy: what’s may 5th?
Girl: national ask your crush for there hoodie day

by anonymous May 4, 2021

May 9th

This is the most lit kid you gonna meet, he is a little slow but will always have your side. He’s a big fighter on what he believes and can fight physically to. This is a guy you should claim if you can.

Friend: this guy said he’s gonna beat me up after school.
Boy born on May 9th: well let’s go kick his ass together!

by ThatOneGoat November 6, 2019

Mai-san

She is above and beyond any waifu to ever exist. I dream about her stepping on me everyday.

WOW, Zero Two is the best waifu. Bitch, have you seen Mai-san?

by Mai-san supremacy December 20, 2020

May 28

My birthday :D yay!! ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ / May 28th is my birthday when I turn 10 years old and my big day!

Hey look it’s May 28th Georgies Birthday!

by georgiethemiserableperson May 11, 2021

May 6

kiss your Gf day

Bf/Gf: Hey today is May 6th.
Bf: *kisses Gf*

by kakay98365 December 7, 2019

May 2

On May 2nd you have to kiss your bf/gf.

Justice: “Hey Demarco its May 2nd.”
Demarco: “Ok… what does that mean?”
Justice: “It means you have to kiss Londynn!”

by boner826392 May 1, 2022