How do it know?

An expression taken from an old, old joke that describes a persons failure to grasp the obvious or demonstrate such intellectual ineptitude as to illicit a comment of " How Do It Know?"

The joke refers to a question posed to a scientist by a student ( or in variations IBM executive and employee, Republican and voter..ect...)"Sir in your opinion what is the worlds greatest invention?" asked a student. The scientist replied "The thermos bottle!" "Why?" asked the student, obviously confused. " Well" said the scientist, "it keeps cold drinks cold in the summer and hot drinks hot in the winter." holding up his thermos bottle in awe,"How do it know?"Also see No Shit Sherlock, Duh and George W Bush

The doctor looked at the thermometer then at the patients sweat covered brow and soaked bed clothes. "Any fever? "he asked the patient. " The nurse shook her head muttering in disbelief " How do it know? "

by KungFu Donut February 7, 2008

i don't fucking know

An angry expression of ignorance generally used in response to a specific inquiry.

- How do you think the cat got up there?
- I don't fucking know!

by FuckIfIKnow November 26, 2013

wouldn’t you like to know?

A way of coyly flirting with someone. Yu can impress them with your secret knowledge

Guy: “I’m pretty good with my hands”
Girl: “Are you?”

Guy: “Well, wouldn’t you like to know? ;)”

by Lavynia January 15, 2018

You Know It

used when recieving a compliment or a praise

a confident catch phrase

Guy : "damn girl you lookin good today!"
Girl: "You know it!"

by samerin June 11, 2006

You Know That's Right

A Phrase used when a comment is used sarcastically but favores you completely and you just have to comfirm that it was correct

Man 1-Wow! There's Something Big In Those pants Of Yours
Man 2- You Know That's right

Woman1- Man That Tasted Good
Man1-You Know That's Right

Man1- You Ignorant Slut You had an affair with my wife
man2- You Know That's Right

by BlackChocolatethunder April 11, 2010

Knowledgeable

Well-educated in a certain field.

I am knowledgeable about baseball and birds.

by Diggity Monkeez March 14, 2005

you know

Equates to: "You really don't know but I wish you did."

"What exactly did you do last night?"
"Oh, we went up to that place uptown, you know?"
"No."
"You know, that place with the trees and the river and stuff, you know?"
"I really, actually don't know."
"Well you should..."

by Takuna June 28, 2009